The assembly line is runnin' slow on Monday They've been livin' it up and layin' up Saturday and Sunday On Tuesday they're about to come around But they still feel bad and they're kinda down And mad cause they've got four more day before the weekend rolls around On Wednesday they're feelin' fine again And they're workin' like a dog and diggin' in Tryin' to do everything they should puttin' 'em cars together good And I got me a car that was made on Wednesday on Wednesday If you're gonna boy yourself a new car You just better hope you're lucky enough to get one made on Wednesday [ piano ] On Thursday the weekend is in sight And they're in a hurry and they don't do nothing right Friday is the worst day of the week that's the day they make lemons dogs and freaks If your car was made on Friday friend you'll soon be in the creek Cause it's payday and the loafin' has begun Lord them Friday cars just hope you don't get one Monday Tuesday Thursday and Friday Are all bad days and the only try day is Wednesday And my car was made on Wednesday on Wednesday If your car wasn't made on Wednesday I'd advise you not to even leave home any
