My Mother Was a Lady Lyrics
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Two drummers sat at dinner in a grand hotel, one day
While dining, they were chatting, in a jolly sort of way
When a pretty waitress brought them a fancy tray of food
They spoke to her, familiarly, in a manner rather rude
At first she did not notice or make the least reply
But one remark was past that brought teardrops to her eyes
And facing her tormentors, with cheeks now burning red
She looked a perfect picture as, appealingly, she said
My Mother was a lady and yours, you will allow
And you may have a sister who needs protection now
I come to this great city to find the brother, dear
And you'd dare not insult me, Sir, if Jack were only here
It's just one touch of nature but it makes the whole world kin
And ev'ry word, she uttered, seemed to touch their hearts within
They sat there stunned in silence until one cried in shame
Forgive me, Miss, I meant no harm, pray tell me, what's your name
She told him and he cried, I know your brother, too
Why we've been friends for many years and he often speaks of you
He'll be so glad to see you and if you'll only wed
I'll take you to him as my wife, for I loved you since you said
My Mother was a lady like yours, you will allow
And you may have a sister who needs protection now
I come to this great city to find the brother, dear
And you'd dare not insult me, Sir, if Jack were only here
