There's A Bear In The Woods Lyrics
(J.R. Cash)
Kevin Jones said, there's a bear in the woods and if you don't believe it, just ask Wesley Orbison and Lance Johnson, 'cause they saw him, too. I was drivin' my jeep across the field and when I came in to the edge of the woods, I saw Kevin Jones, comin' down out of a tread. I stopped my jeep and Kevin jumped up on the running board and there it's when he said, there's a bear in the woods. And I looked right at Kevin and I said, now Kevin, tell me the truth. And he looked at me right in the eye, he said, I'm not kiddin' you, Uncle John, he said, there's a bear in the woods. And if you don't believe it, just ask Wesley Orbison and Lance Johnson, 'cause they saw him, too. I kept on lookin' right at Kevin and I said, now tell me truth, Kevin. He said, it is, it's a bear, it's a black bear. He said, it's not a big bear, but it's a bear, it's a black bear. I've seen him goin' down the trail there. I kept on lookin' at Kevin and I got to thinkin'. Now Kevin Jones said, there's a bear in the woods. Kevin was seven years old and I'm a lot older than he is. And I've done a lot of things that he hadn't done. And one of those things that I've done that he hadn't, is to lie. So I got to thinkin', if Kevin Jones says, there's a bear in the woods, who am I to doubt it. Well, I kind o' grinned at Kevin and he jumped down off of the running board and I started my jeep back up and headed down the road in the woods. As I went away, I hollered back at Kevin and I said, hey Kevin, watch out for that bear in the woods!
