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Five Iron Frenzy
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Five Iron Frenzy
Album: The End Is Near - Disc 2
Track: You Can't Handle This [Live]

You Can't Handle This [Live] Lyrics

Making young girls pine, I don't have the time
Babies get in line, I've got a protractor
Got a stapler now, it goes 'Ka-ching'
Gotta have the math club crown me king
Gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing
On my calculator. If you're up and if you want
A piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

No, No, No
You can't handle this.

Through my glasses glare you'll see savoir faire
Beneath my icy stare ,I've got a retainer
Maybe I'm the physics main event
Maybe I'm the chem club president
Maybe even Texas Instruments
Thinks that I'm coplanar
If you're up and if you want
A piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss
'Cause you can't handle this

And Leonard Nimoy can't stand up to this
And Captain James T. Kirk
Bows beneath my fists
And I am awesome awesome
I am the awesomest

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