I borrowed some money I sold my car I put an airstream trailer up on blocks That satellite dish was my first mistake She started watchin' Oprah Winfrey and Rikki Lake She cut me down to once a week At supper time there wasn't nothin' to eat I was paranoid and scared to death She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath
Burn down the trailer park Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard I can't live here since you broke my heart I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass She gave him cold ice tea and a piece of pie My landlord came while I was out of town Our pipes got fixed and the rent went down We fell asleep with the late show on Now it's thee a.m. I wake up and she's gone I've got a strong suspicion she's at it again And since I don't know which trailer she's in
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park... [ guitar ] Jenny Jones don't understand Geraldo don't understand Maury Povich sure don't understand I've got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man
