Saw a man a walking just the other day Saw a man a talking and this is what he say (What he said to me) He said, son your hair is real short But in the back it's long Well if it is and it really is then You can sing my mullet song (Then he said to me)
Chorus Do you got a mullet, a mullet going on? Do you got a mullet? Is it beautiful, big and long? Well, if you got a mullet there's no need to hide Cause its plain to see just so plain to me That we just need mullet pride
I said sir I have a question There's a question that I must ask Why is it when I go out in public why do These people stop and laugh? The answer to your question It's just so plain to me The problem is just with these kids They got mullet jealousy (Then he said to me)
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The moral of the story, It goes a little something like this If you got a mullet, it's a haircut, not a fish So when you wear your mullet, Just remember this little fact A mullet is business in the front And a party in the back (Now everybody sing)
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La la la la la la la Now play that cowbell! La la la la la la la
