Chorus It's Fivetweezy KJ Fivetweezy It's Fivetweezy (That's what my friends just call me)
Well I been gone but I'm back again It's been too long ya wonder where I been Well I bet yall thought I would pack it in Since I got dissed on MTV for Dear Slim Awww man...why'd yall play me TRL you drive me crazy Now everybody really hates me I thought we were friends Carson Daly So then I tried out for American Idol I got up and sang for Simon Cowell But he said I was "Absolutely horrible" Said I was worse than William Hung too What do I do please help me could ya? I keep getting punked like Ashton Kutcher Since my name is still bashed and butchered I'm a just change it so listen would ya?
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Yeah I don't know if I'm past my prime I'm feeling old I just turned twenty-nine It's crazy I think I've lost my mind Cause lately at shows I forget my...uhh... Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing Sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson Don't know if tuna is fish or chicken I told it's Five-Two nobody listens Ok you don't believe that's true Even my mom still thinks it's fifty-two Now I tried to explain but it's no use But at least the kids say "Man you're cool" Now really man I can't complain Kids take puff paint and write my name On they t-shirts and they be like "Woooo heyyy!!" That's why it's time for me to change
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I used to come through with my system blasting People couldn't miss when I tried to pass em In a Honda Civic with the muffler draggin' Shoes off hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins Back when I was living wrong I needed to get tipsy like J-Kwon But now a days all I need is God And a mic and a DJ and my I-Pod Alright put ya dance shoes on Everybody just get your groove on We rock the party to the break of dawn And even get your grandmom to sing along Now what I say don't take this lightly God runs things not Bruce Almighty He's Jesus the only one I need Fivetweezy yall know what I mean
