Randy Stonehill Album: Thirst Track: Baby Hates Clowns
Baby Hates Clowns Lyrics
Randy Stonehill
Oh my girl loves surprises So I bought a pair of tickets And we went to see the greatest show on earth Where everybody comes to have a really good time Underneath the big top Oh she seemed so delighted with the lions and the tigers And the men on the flying trapeze Oh, but when the clowns come around She clinches her fists She looks as if she's catching a disease
Baby hates clowns and the tricks they do Baby hates clowns in their great big shoes Baby hates clowns with their polka dot clothes Baby hates clowns with their big red nose Now I get a little nervous every time that the circus comes to town I don't know why baby hates clowns
Well, I gingerly suggested she was over-caffeinated Or perhaps she had a simple case of nerves She said as she glared at me with eyes like knives You gotta a lot to learn, boy So, I quick dropped the subject like a flaming hot potato But it didn't bring her any relief Oh and it's so hard to pretend everything is just swell When she's muttering and grinding her teeth
Baby hates clowns with their stubby cigars Baby hates clowns in their little toy cars Baby hates clowns when they tumble and they flip Baby hates clowns with their painted on lips Now it's no exaggeration and there's not an explanation I have found I don't know why baby hates clowns
She gets so traumatized And I feel paralyzed In the midst of her psycho drama I don't know what to do It's such a mystery All this hostility I tell her she should lighten up But all she does is tighten up and come unglued It's so unsettling My girl loves surprises but I never realized She was vexed with a complicated mind And I'm not sure whether it's a colorful quirk or some flavor of dementia How I wish I could say there was a moral to the story Something cute about venting her angst Oh, but let the truth be known, I'm in the twilight zone Some guy dressed up like bozo gets the thanks
Baby hates clowns, it's truly bizarre Baby hates clowns, just the way they are Baby hates clowns, man it's making me nuts Baby hates clowns, she hates their guts Now I get a little nervous every time that the circus I get a little nervous every time that the circus Get a little nervous every time the circus comes to town I don't know why baby hates clowns
